Halloween Jokes

Halloween Humor

Why do you think a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones.

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
I’m bone to be wild.

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I’d like a beer and a mop!

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

What do grumpy ghosts like on their tacos?
Sour Scream